Showing posts with label retire to Mexico. Show all posts
Showing posts with label retire to Mexico. Show all posts

Thursday, January 9, 2020

My view of San Miguel de Allende - by Sparky

Early morning in San Miguel - before the streets get crowded
Hi, this is Sparky. My hooman, whom I call Servant, said it is my turn to write the blog. 

We recently moved from Isla Mujeres off the eastern coast of Mexico, to San Miguel de Allende located in the mountainous region north of Mexico City. We left the hot sunny beaches for a cooler climate. I was born with an enlarged heart and the heat bothers me. Here I can walk for an hour and not get tired. 
Rooftop terraza at our hotel 




After a week in a funny hotel with lots of skinny spiral stairs to climb, we are now in our own little place. It has a sunny rooftop deck and an enclosed garden - they are my favourite places to hang out. My only complaint with our new place is the windows aren't designed for doggies to look out at the street. Everything is people height. Even the patio wall upstairs is too high for me to see over. 

Different horses - but part of the same police troop

Last night three big brown horses carrying police officers came by our house. I had to get Servant to pick me up so that I could see them. Because she was holding me in her arms Servant couldn't take a photo of the horses, so you will just have to take my word for it.

Yesterday I saw a super-fast little bird in the garden. It was a bright green colour and had a long skinny beak that looked dangerously sharp. I'm going to stay a long way away from that guy. Servant said he was a hummingbird. Funny, I didn't hear him humming, but he did chirp at me a few times.

Reading the local pee-mail
When we walk the streets in San Miguel, Servant thinks I am on the trail of suspects, criminals, and murderers, but really I am reading the pee-mail left by other doggies. 

I like it here, but I am still getting accustomed to walking on busy sidewalks. At times my hooman gets a bit testy with me, yelling,"Sparky, watch where you are going!" 

It's not my fault that the sidewalks are crowded the hundreds of pairs of feet. Those people should watch where they are going! I'm a busy detective dog.
My favourite cafe - Ojo de Agua, two blocks from home

In our neighbourhood we have discovered four restaurants that allow well-behaved doggies to come inside. 

It's a nice treat for me to lay on a sunny patio while Servant has her morning coffee, or sometimes we stop in for a glass of wine in the evening. Well, she has a glass of wine, I have a drink of water.

Well, that's all for this time. Woof! Woof! Sparky.

Protein bowl and a latte at the Ojo de Agua


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Don't forget to read all about me in the Isla Mujeres Mystery series, available on Amazon in e-books, or paperback. 


Murder and mayhem. Revenge and romance.

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Sunday, August 25, 2019

How to be a self-published author, my version!

February 2014 sending my first book to printers
At least once a month someone asks me, “How did you become an author?”
I stifle my self-conscious giggles and admit, “it just kinda ... happened.”
In 2008, I thought my husband Lawrie’s idea of retirement in paradise was an amazingly brilliant plan – but after five years I was bored silly. I needed something to occupy my brain so I taught myself to write and publish books. 
But that’s not exactly what the person is asking when they say how did you become an author. What they really want is for me to tell them in a twenty-minute conversation, what has taken me years to learn.
Lynda and Diego Medina (Illustrator)
With this vocation the learning curve only goes one way – up, it never flattens out or descends. There is always something more to figure out. Perhaps it is a change in Kindle Direct Publishing or different ideas on how to manage your keywords so that your soon-to-be-world-famous-novel will even show up when readers search for their particular interests. I am still discovering more information every single day.
My first book was an illustrated bilingual book for children, The Adventures of Thomas the Cat - Las Aventuras de Tomás el Gato. Two island friends Caroline Beebe and Harriet Lowe, gave me a gentle shove - right between the shoulder blades. They suggested I write a children’s book.
I told Lawrie what I planned to do. He said, “Great! Do it.” He was always up for a new adventure.
So, I did.
How much do they weigh? 38 boxes of books
I needed an illustrator – Diego Medina became that person. I needed translators – Maura Medina and Christy Dix helped with that. I needed to get the books printed – I searched Mexico, the USA, and Canada for affordable printers, and in the end, ordered direct from China. The shipment took two months to travel from China to the western side of Mexico, across the country by truck, and then finally arrived in Cancun.
Then, Lawrie and I drove into the city, loaded the boxes, drove home, and unloaded the boxes. The next day we humped them up nineteen stairs to our storage area on the second floor and later celebrated with a cold cervesa.
As a self-published author, an Indie (Independent), I am the writer, the marketing director, the accountant, the warehouse staff, and the delivery person.
Sparky - I'm bored with this writing stuff!
Wearing my writer’s cap, I find a different way to phrase a sentence, come up with plot ideas, invent characters, and make stuff happen to my imaginary people. I also load the manuscript into publishing programs and search for formatting errors. Each book can take several hours of reviewing, reformatting, and re-posting. I write the marketing blurbs and sometimes I am the photographer for the covers. Our friend Tony Garcia’s beautiful photographs grace the covers of my first three novels; Treasure Isla, Trouble Isla, and Tormenta Isla. I used my photos for Temptation Isla, Terror Isla, Twisted Isla, and Tangled Isla because the photos just happened to suit the mood of the titles.
I was stuck in banos at fair
As the marketing director, I continuously monitor my Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Goodreads, Bookbub, and worldwide Amazon profiles and pages. Amazon has many different markets that require individual updates for author profiles. It’s time-consuming, but I do get a few sales from other countries other than just the USA, Canada, and Mexico. I have learned lots of different terms like Search Engine Optimization and keywords. With a very small, almost non-existent marketing budget I frequently ask or beg for reader reviews to be posted on Amazon, Goodreads, or Bookbub. Reviews make a big difference to the visibility of a book when a potential buyer is searching for something new to read. 
(Did you catch that? I managed to squeeze in another plea for a review.)
Another part of my marketing responsibilities is to participate in local artist's fairs. Selling books one-on-one is rewarding both financially and personally, but time-consuming and tough on my feet and knees. 
Copies that need collating for editing 
As the office manager, I keep track of expenses and revenue hoping that one day the revenue will be more than the expenses, a lot more. Paperback copies that I sell on the island are subject to shipping and importation fees. Amazon takes a big bit out of my revenue for income tax holdback because I am not an American citizen, and for hosting my listings, printing the paperbacks, electronically delivering the e-books, and promoting my books. Promoting-ish. The Amazon machine primarily pushes the successful authors. Perhaps one day that will be Sparky and I.
The warehouse manager, yep, that’s me, takes delivery from the Fed-Ex or DHL driver then humps the thirty-five-pound boxes of books up our spiral staircase, sets up the displays at artist fairs or book signings, and delivers copies to retailers and or guest houses on the island. The warehouse staff – me again – also ensures there is sufficient stock on hand to cover island sales.
2016 the Artist Fair on Isla
As an Indie author (Independent) I rely heavily on the kindness of friends. I have a gang of volunteer editors and proofreaders who do a fantastic job of catching my mistakes. Carmen Amato, a very successful author of the Detective Emilia Cruz series re-designed my first two covers. My friend Diego Medina has created the last three book covers. I have a group of local friends who willingly share stories about growing up on the island. They are the folks who help make my stories authentic.
Sparky and I are still working on the rich and famous thing. As it stands, Sparky enjoys a small steak on Saturdays and I treat myself to a favourite bottle of red vino. He’s famous, I’m his lesser-known servant, and we’re definitely not rich.
Has anyone else noticed a recurring theme in this blog post? I do this. I do that. And Sparky does what? I need to renegotiate his contract.
If you are truly interested in becoming an author just get in there and do it. It’s hard work, it’s fun, and for me very satisfying to create something out of thin air.
I really miss Lawrie’s insightful assistance and our celebration after the successful launch of yet another book. Tuesday, September 3rd will be the first anniversary of his passing, and I am pushing hard to have Book #5, Terror Isla available on Amazon to commemorate him.
My assistant 2017

Chat soon, cheers
Lynda & Sparky


Friday, December 12, 2014

You might be ready to retire to Isla if ….

You might be ready to retire to Isla Mujeres Mexico if:

Fishing tournament season

You are familiar with the four seasons: fishing tournament season, whale-shark tour season, we wish the tourists would hurry up and return season, and holy cow things are smoking busy on Isla season.



Swim with the whale shark season


You know that rust is not just a fashion colour made popular in the 1970's, instead it is the ever-present bi-product of salty air and ocean spray corroding everything made of metal. You have learned to love concrete, glass, granite, marble, wood and plastic.




Rust - not just a fashion colour

If the first name of most of your male friends is Juan or Jose, and your female friends are called Maria or Guadalupe. Everyone has a second name or a nickname that they use instead of their biblical first names. Juan Alfredo = Freddy. Juan Batista = Patricio. 

Lawrie was destined to live in Mexico, he is John (Juan) Lawrie, but has always used Lawrie as his first name.



Our daily transportation

Your everyday vehicle is a golf cart. Personal golf carts range from the plain vanilla original colour to a wild assortment of paint jobs, upholstery colours, festive decorations or fancy hubcaps. Individuality is the key!

You instantly recognize the sound of an motorcycle helmet being blown from the rider's head and bouncing across the pavement. According to the law riders are required to secure their helmets, but frequently the straps can be seen flapping in the wind or clenched in the rider's front teeth. It seems to be a choice of looking good, instead of being safer.

Family transportation
You know that five people can, and frequently do, ride on a motorcycle.

When we first moved to Isla three on a motorcycle was pretty novel to us, then four became the standard, and now we hardly notice when a family of five zip past crammed together on a moto. We are waiting for the next level – six passengers! 

 We have also seen up to twelve locals or tourists jammed onto golf carts, and twenty-four people in a pickup truck.

Coveted treasure - 4 litre plastic jugs
You might be ready to retire to Mexico if you understand the value of an empty four-litre plastic jug, complete with a good-fitting screw cap. Early in the morning or later in the evening you might see the familiar parade of motorcycle riders returning from the gas station with a couple of liters of gasoline in a plastic jug. The gas is used for cooking family meals. 

If you put a clean empty container on the curb, it will last about two and a half minutes before someone on a moto scoops it up, shouting “gracias” as they zip away with their treasure.


Wide range of fun friends 
Your friends range in age from early 20's to late 80's and everyone happily gets along. 

The very best thing about living on Isla Mujeres is that no one cares who you were in a previous life. What you did or are doing for a living is just not important. 

What is important is do you enjoy life?  Answer yes to that question and you'll fit right in.

You don't participate in seniors' organ recitals: “Oh, my liver. Oh, my spleen. Oh, my stomach. Oh, my heart.” Try doing that on Isla, and you will get a quirked eye-brow in response. You're getting older ….. oh, well, aren't we all?

Daily attire - short, t-shirt and flip-flops
And finally, you might be ready to retire to Isla Mujeres Mexico, if your daily attire consists of a t-shirt, shorts and flip flops.

Are you ready to retire to Isla?

Hasta Luego





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Murder and mayhem. Revenge and romance. 

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at Jenny Penny Beach Boutique. 



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