Love is in the air. Getting married in Mexico!

Punta Sur, Isla Mujeres

It’s a perfect place for romance – Isla Mujeres.

Sunshine, white sand beaches, palm trees, and dozens of locations where you can tie the knot, get hitched, walk down the aisle, go to the chapel, drop the anchor, or get spliced (two ropes woven into one). 

You could also celebrate your mutual weirdness or blend your families.

First, there are numerous options for the proposal, ranging in price from expensive, with the fine champagne, an enormous diamond, and dinner at a classy restaurant. 

Or a spur-of-the-moment sign on the beach using pieces of coral and shells, asking his lady love to marry him. She said, Yes!

Marry me?

 

Then there are the bachelorette parties frequently featuring the bride, maid-of-honour and bridesmaids wearing matching t-shirts. Hilariously happy, the women ricochet around the island, flitting in and out of bars, nightclubs, and restaurants, creating their own party wherever they go. 

Typically, the bachelorette bashes are the advance party, celebrating the last few days of singledom for the bride. 

Occasionally, the women celebrate for a week in paradise before returning to their northern homes for a large formal wedding.

The Bachelorette!

Guests arriving for destination weddings are recognizable by the amount of luggage and the fancy clothes draped across overburdened arms. 

They disembark the passenger ferries in chatty gaggles of parents, in-laws, assorted relatives, and close friends. The groups disembark the passenger boats heading to the host hotel, or an assortment of private homes rented for the occasion. 

Once the throng has settled into their accommodations, they start the social whirl of gatherings, getting to know one another before the big day. By the time the event takes place, everyone is relaxed and sociable, having finally settled into the slower pace of island time.

Zama's Beach Club decorated for big day

For venue choices, there is everything from large all-inclusive beach resorts, beach clubs, beach restaurants, or simply on the beach. 

You can arrange for your guests to arrive by boat, taxi, golf cart, or whatever transportation method you can dream up.

We have also seen a colonial-style, horse-drawn carriage transport the bride and groom from the church to the reception. 

 

Bodas Colectivas 2012

And for the economy-minded, the municipality of Isla Mujeres traditionally sponsors Bodas Colectivas, collective weddings, group weddings around St. Valentine’s Day for residents who wish to be married in a civil ceremony.  

A decorated bus drives the prospective brides and grooms to the chosen location, and everyone recites their vows together. It’s an affordable and festive event reserved for Mexican citizens.

Goddess IxChel at Punta Sur

And for the younger just-marrieds, a stop at Punta Sur, a small gift for the Goddess IxChel, is rumored to quickly produce offspring. 

A couple of years ago, a thirty-something American woman told us her four children forbade her from even looking at IxChel. Every time the woman visited the goddess, she became pregnant. The kids said, “Enough already!”

We have attended an assortment of island weddings, everything from a handful of people to hundreds of guests joyfully celebrating the happiness of the new couple.  

Isla Mujeres is a romantic destination for the proposal, the wedding, and of course, the annual celebration of your unforgettable experience in paradise.

Golf cart decorated for a wedding

Cheers

Lynda, Lawrie, and Sparky

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Sparky, the almost famous divo of Isla Mujeres!

The Sparkinator, Sparky

It’s finally happened. I’m famous, or infamous, or something similar. Being a dog, I’m not all that familiar with the fine points of this language.

Just this week, my action adventure novel – Treasure Isla - was published on Amazon. Yep. That’s right, my novel. 

There are other characters in the book, such as the two women who are hunting for buried pirate treasure, dodging disreputable men, and a killer. 

There are good guys and there are bad guys in the book, but in my opinion, I am the main star.

Why can't I sit on the table? I'm famous!

My name is Sparky, or as I am known to my close friends, The Sparkinator! I am a pure-bred Mexican low-rider; a handsome combination of Jack Russel Terrier, a bit of Spaniel, and a touch of Dalmatian. I live on Isla Mujeres in a comfortable house right on the beach, and I have two well-trained employees who cater to my every need.

The first employee is Servant. She is the ghost writer for my novel. Servant also serves my meals, cooks my special requests, and takes me out for walks or golf cart rides to whatever location on the island I wish to explore. 

She also likes to teach me new things. Just this morning, while she was making me a very special meal of chicken bits and other stuff, the container slipped out of her hands and the hot ingredients splashed across the kitchen floor and onto the cupboards. She said some new words that I hadn't heard before. I need someone to translate for me.

Servant also frequently refers to me as a ‘divo,’ which I think translates to special, or very special. For some reason, she shakes her head and rolls her eyes when she calls me a ‘divo.’  

I shake my head when I get ear lice. Maybe she has ear lice.

Buffet for Thomas the Cat and me

My other employee is Driver. He gives me lots of pats and enjoys my company on any one of our sofas, or beside him in the bed. 

He also acts as my alternate chauffeur when Servant isn’t available. Until recently, Driver drove me around the island or in the city of Cancun in my dark blue Mini-Cooper S convertible. 

Sold the Mini-Cooper S

Then one day Driver sold my hot little car. He said I wasn’t using it enough to justify having both a car and a golf cart.

We still have the carito de golf for my daily excursions, but since he didn’t have my permission to sell my sports car, I am considering docking his pay for the next several months. 

It is so difficult to get good help these days.

My novel is only available as an e-book, so I won’t be able to paw-print a copy for my many fans. When my second novel is published in 2017, I am going to renegotiate my contracts with Servant and Driver. They just aren’t treating me with the respect that I deserve.

Hasta Luego

The Sparkinator    

(Lynda, Lawrie, and Thomas the Cat)

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Death in the Vineyards

Elmo, and pirates Invade Isla Mujeres, Mexico!

Take three kids, add eight adults, toss in a few pirate hats, pirate wigs, swords and eye-patches, and you get - a treasure hunt!

On Monday afternoon, we marshalled the group at our house on Aeropuerto Road, starting with the first clue that directed them to the downtown area with instructions to "walk east to where lost souls gather" and to quietly look for the secret clue behind Pirate Mundaca's gravestone. Shhhh. Don't let him hear you.  And be very respectful of other residents sleeping there.
 

From there, Lawrie (Captain Elmo) led them through town, with clues to "walk south past the brightly painted building with a name that translates to either tomorrow or morning." 

Then they trekked along the seawall looking for clue number three, which then directed the group past the Naval base with various directions, including "look for a man named Benito. The fourth clue is behind the golden hands."

I had the easiest job. I kept fifteen minutes ahead of the group in the nicely air-conditioned car, setting out the next clues.  

One stop included the Casa de Gallo - "House of the Rooster" where Chuck and Marcy helped out with clue number five. They also provided a cooling drink of "grog" for the pirates.

Out on the road again, the next clue included "Drive south past: beer so cold it will make your teeth hurt, and turn right onto the road to the newest house of God."  

As it turned out, I had to amend that instruction to avoid that particular route, as various carnival rides were now parked smack in the middle of the road.  Oh well, this well-equipped pirate had a cell phone to communicate with the drivers to re-route the cavalcade of golf carts.

At the Hacienda Mundaca park, in the centre of the island, the group paid the twenty pesos per person entrance fee and stormed the park. The sixth clue was inside Pirate Mundaca's Casa, "behind the light that does not shine." I was waiting hidden in the bushes at the park, watching to see if the group would take the correct path to the next location. Lawrie had dropped off at our house to make sure that the treasure was buried on the beach in front of our house.  

 

Our neighbours snuck onto our beach after the pirate cavalcade left the area, and created a giant X on the beach, along with a terrific sand sculpture of a skull and crossbones!  

Lawrie then buried the three sacks of treasure in the sand.


 
Meanwhile, still back on the treasure hunt, the pirates were told to "walk into the Jardin de Mundaca and look for the source of water, then draw up your seventh clue."  

Finally, the hot, tired group arrived back at our house to look for clue number eight, which directed them to our rooftop.

"Climb Up, up to where you can see the sea. Look to the east - then look down.  What do you see?"  

Pandemonium ensued while the three boys scrambled down the tower staircase to be the first to get their hands on the treasure.

Great fun for everyone. And a special thanks to everyone who participated. 

 

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In case you think that we don't do anything but goof around, well, you would be correct in making that assumption. 

This Wednesday week Elmo (Lawrie's secret alter-ego) made a guest appearance at the first anniversary celebrations at Barlito's on Hidalgo.  Judging by the many fans, big and small, clamouring for a photo with Elmo, he was a huge success!

Barlito's was jammed with invited customers and friends of Brad and Tiffany Wareing. Fabulous event, guys, especially the Piñata at the end of the evening. Evan and Ethan (the grand-kids) had a great time at their "first Mexican party."

Wednesday was also "Dolphin Discovery Day" for the guys.  They had a ton of fun there as well.  The Boyz head back to Canada tomorrow afternoon. We've had so much fun these last two weeks with Evan, Ethan, and John, but dear God, we are worn out!

Elmo gets the girl! Lawrie and Lynda

   

A very Merry Christmas, and a special Season's Greetings from all of us to all of you!

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