Showing posts with label The Sparkinator. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Sparkinator. Show all posts

Thursday, December 18, 2025

The humble beginnings and true-life tale of Sparky, hero of the Isla Mujeres Mystery Series

 

Chapter 3 December 2013

Thomas King of the Beach

A little while later, the woman came to check on me. She leaned over and looked under the sofa. “Are you okay, Sparky?”

I grinned and fluttered the tip of my tail.

“Well, we need to find some medication for those ticks and fleas. Doggies and kitties can get very sick from bug bites,” she straightened up. “I’ll be back soon.”

A short time later, the lady returned, holding a small box. “Let’s see if you’ll eat this.” She opened the box and placed a dark, round object in front of my nose.

I sniffed it suspiciously and turned my head away. No. Not going to eat that thing, I thought. Too many of my hungry friends had gobbled up bad things and gotten sick.

“Hmm. Okay, let’s try something else.” She picked up the brown object and walked back into the house.

Soon she returned with another plate with just a bit of food. I was still full, but after living on my own for a while, I wasn’t going to turn down an offer of delicious chow. If I refused to eat, this might be the last meal she’d offer me.

I ate everything, and I was so full I burped. I didn’t yet know how to say "perdóneme," excuse me, in her language, so I lay back down for another siesta. Pretty soon, I could feel the nasty biting bugs letting go and dropping off my skin. It was a miracle.

When I woke up a little later, the grey cat strolled over to me. He was exactly my size and had big muscles like me. His long, thick fur made him look massive. His fierce yellow eyes studied me carefully.

“I know you have been coming into my house while your friend was looking after Chica and me for three weeks,” he said, staring at me with those enormous eyes. “I never properly introduced myself because I thought you would move on when my humans returned. My full name is Thomas the Cat, but you may call me Tommy.”

Mucho gusto, Tómas,” I politely replied in Spanish, telling him I was pleased to meet him.

“As the oldest animal in this house, my humans asked my permission to adopt you,” he added, arching an eyebrow meaningfully at me. “I said yes, as long as you are well-behaved.”

Gracias, Tómas,” I thanked him. “I promise, I’ll be good.”

“You’re welcome to live here as long as you don’t hurt or chase either Princess Chica or me.” He stretched out one of his massive front paws and flexed his toes so that I could see his very long and sharp claws.

Wow! Scary!

“These are my murder-mittens. If you try to hurt us, I will scrape them across your tender nose,” he said.

“I won’t bother you,” I truthfully promised.

“Good,” Tommy nodded and said, “then we can be friends.” He flicked his tail and jumped lightly onto the sofa cushions. “When you’re clean, our humans will let you sleep on the furniture, too.”

“Should I clean my fur in the ocean?” I asked. “I really want these people to like me.”

“No, just wait. The lady will bathe you, don’t get upset. It won’t hurt.” Tommy said. He settled into what looked like a nice, comfy position, put his head down on his front paws, then closed his eyes.

“Does she wash you when you get dirty?” I asked.

Tommy opened one eye and glared at me. “Don’t be ridiculous. Cats are self-cleaning. We lick our fur and keep ourselves very tidy.”

I tried to turn and lick my spine like a cat, but my body wouldn’t twist all the way around. “I wish I could be self-cleaning, too,” I muttered quietly, trying hard not to bother Tommy again.

Without opening his eyes, he said, “She'll take you to the cat-doctor soon.”

“The cat-doctor! What’s that?” I asked.

“You’ll see,” he replied.

I’m pretty sure he was smirking when he fell asleep.

~

A surprise gift - e-book and paperback


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Sunday, September 21, 2025

Sparky's Story - A Surprise Gift

 

2014 Sparky and his servant

Chapter 40

The next adventure.

May 2nd, 2025, Sparky departed for his next epic adventure, somewhere in the Universe.

He’s been suffering from chronic pain for years, and his medications weren't effective anymore. His spine and joints were disintegrating with age, and the after-effects of being hit by a car when he was very young.

When he adopted us, he could only use three legs. The back right leg was weak and damaged. Over time, we were able to help him regain the use of the damaged leg, but when he was tired, he lifted it to run. Now the pain in his right shoulder, his right hip, and his spine is causing him distress.

2016 Lawrie, Sparky watching the Super Bowl
Sparky has been my adventure partner and my grief therapist. We’ve lived in five cities in two countries: Isla Mujeres, San Miguel de Allende, White Rock, Summerland, and Penticton.

He’s traveled on airplanes seven times. Since returning to Canada in March of 2020, we have traveled 120,000 kilometers on driving trips and adventures. We visited fourteen American states and nine Canadian provinces.

I deeply miss his independent and quirky personality. His steadfast companionship. And his snoring!

Enjoy your next epic adventure, Sparky. Sir Fuzz-butt. The Sparkinator.

You were the very best surprise gift for Lawrie and me.






Friday, May 11, 2018

My Great Canadian Adventure – by Sparky



A Great Canadian Adventure.   
My legs twitched, my eyelids fluttered, my lips pulled back from my fangs. I moaned and groaned in fear. It was awful. 

Then Servant reached down to pat me, to stop my nightmare.

A month ago, my humans, Driver and Servant, started packing their suitcases – and then a dog cage appeared. I didn’t like that one bit. 

The last time a dog cage appeared, my roommate, Max, went away and never came back. Now there is only me living with my two humans, and I was sure that this carrier was meant for me.

View from upstairs on Ultramar
I had been having nightmares for several nights, wondering where I was going to be sent. I really like living here, even though I am a bit of a Divo at times. I am a very picky eater. I like to sit beside my humans on the sofa. However, I do come when I am called - most of the time. Well, okay, I'll come if it suits me.

But all of a sudden, we are all leaving, with suitcases, the pet carrier, and me! Driver and Servant kept telling me we were going on a Great Canadian Adventure, whatever that meant.

The first step was a golf cart ride with some of our human friends to the big blue and yellow boat. It’s the same boat my humans drive our winter friends to every April and then pick them up again in October. 

I usually get to come along to woof goodbye, or greet them when they return. My buddies Skipper the dog and Jax the cat met us at the boat with their humans. All of us four-legged folks were given the nice upstairs view seats, while some of our humans had to sit inside on the lower deck.

On the big tube stuffed with people
Next was a ride in a big white van to a large, scary place called the Cancun International Airport. I pretended I was an experienced traveler and was not bothered by the crowds and noises. I wasn’t even afraid of the weird little room with the sliding door that moved us to a different area. I think it is called an elevator.

Servant had to carry me through the Security area so that the grumpy people in uniform could check my tummy for recent incisions. People have a lot of strange ideas. They should have had the other dogs sniff me and confirm I wasn’t carrying anything illegal in my stomach. As if! Famous dogs like me don’t do bad things like that.

My bed and blanket kept me warm
Then we walked inside a big tube-shaped thing, stuffed with people. I was a bit nervous for a few minutes, but the WestJet staff made such a fuss over me, telling me how good and brave I was, and I pretended it was nothing unusual. Oh sure, I ride in jets all the time.

Many hours later, after a long and boring time without even one pee break, we landed in a dark and cold place. 

I was sure we had travelled to the North Pole for a visit with Santa Claus, it was that cold!  Driver and Servant said we were in a place called Kelowna, and would be spending the night at Skipper and Jax’s house. I was so relieved to get to their house with the big yard, where I could pee, and pee, and pee some more.

View from our place in Westbank
The next day, we moved to another pretty house in Westbank. 

Servant and I walked all around the neighbourhood, but I had to be on a leash all the time. We went every morning to a special park where dogs are allowed to run free and play. 

I met many Canadian dogs who loved swimming in the lake. I put the toes of my right paw in the water, then quickly pulled it back. Brrr, they must be nuts! It was freezing cold.
This water is cold! Not going in there.

Canada is not like my colonia in Mexico, where I can run up and down the beach visiting my friends Izabella and Luna.

The funny thing was, my good friend Luna, whom we waved goodbye to the week before on Isla, was also living nearby. I really liked Luna’s yard! I spent one whole day playing with her while my humans did things they called appointments.
Anniversary lunch at Quail's Gate Winery 


Driver and Servant took me for lunch with Servant’s cousins, then we drove for an hour up a mountain so that they could introduce me to snow. 

I was excited because I thought Snow was the name of another dog, but no, snow is cold sand. Very cold sand. I sniffed and got back in the car. 

Shut that door, please!

Open the car door, and turn the heat on!


After teaching me about snow, we drove to another city, where we stayed at the Days Inn in Penticton. Servant used to work there before she and Driver moved to Mexico. The people there were very nice to me, and the owners invited me to their house! It must be because they know how famous I am.

I also got to meet two more dogs that my humans have known for many years. Cleo and Sophie were friends of Thomas the Cat when he lived in the nearby city of Summerland

I met the family. Caitlin is missing from the photo
We stayed several days while Driver had more really boring appointments. 

The great thing was, while we were there, I got to visit with more of our family, John, Maia, Caitlin, Ethan, and Evan. 

It was really fun to see them and to meet the younger generation for the first time. I liked them a lot, and I think they liked me too. They gave me lots of tummy rubs.

Brrr. Still cold. But at least I tried it.
In Penticton, I finally had a quick dip in Skaha Lake

It had been a month since we had arrived in Canada, and the weather had warmed up enough that I decided to try a swim. Once! Still too darn cold for this low-to-the-ground Mexican.

After our time in Penticton, we drove back to Skipper and Jax’s house in Kelowna. Lots of people, plus my friend Luna, came to say Buen Viaje.

Nicole, Lawrie, Linda G., Kara
The next day, we flew from Kelowna to Edmonton, where I got to stay in a beautiful hotel. 

Then we went through the same procedure of being walked through Customs, onto the plane, and home to Mexico. 

The WestJet staff let Servant hold me up to see out the window, once!  Wow! What a sight, seeing my home from a way up there. It’s beautiful.

A quick peek out the window.

I am now back on our island, I’m happy to be running on the sand, swimming in the warm Caribbean Sea, and settled into my Divo routine in our little house.

I would like to thank everyone for their generosity, hospitality, and love on my Great Canadian Adventure.

Cheers
Sparky,
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Caribbean Sea - flying into Cancun










Join Sparky on his Caribbean adventures 


Available online as e-books or paperbacks.
Pirates, buried treasure, kidnappings, murder, and mayhem on a tiny island in the Caribbean Sea.

Friday, December 2, 2016

Sparky, the almost famous divo of Isla Mujeres!

The Sparkinator, Sparky
It’s finally happened. I’m famous, or infamous, or something similar. Being a dog, I’m not all that familiar with the fine points of this language.

Just this week, my action adventure novel – Treasure Isla - was published on Amazon. Yep. That’s right, my novel. 

There are other characters in the book, such as the two women who are hunting for buried pirate treasure, dodging disreputable men, and a killer. 

There are good guys and there are bad guys in the book, but in my opinion, I am the main star.

Why can't I sit on the table? I'm famous!

My name is Sparky, or as I am known to my close friends, The Sparkinator! I am a pure-bred Mexican low-rider; a handsome combination of Jack Russel Terrier, a bit of Spaniel, and a touch of Dalmatian. I live on Isla Mujeres in a comfortable house right on the beach, and I have two well-trained employees who cater to my every need.

The first employee is Servant. She is the ghost writer for my novel. Servant also serves my meals, cooks my special requests, and takes me out for walks or golf cart rides to whatever location on the island I wish to explore. 

She also likes to teach me new things. Just this morning, while she was making me a very special meal of chicken bits and other stuff, the container slipped out of her hands and the hot ingredients splashed across the kitchen floor and onto the cupboards. She said some new words that I hadn't heard before. I need someone to translate for me.

Servant also frequently refers to me as a ‘divo,’ which I think translates to special, or very special. For some reason, she shakes her head and rolls her eyes when she calls me a ‘divo.’  

I shake my head when I get ear lice. Maybe she has ear lice.

Buffet for Thomas the Cat and me

My other employee is Driver. He gives me lots of pats and enjoys my company on any one of our sofas, or beside him in the bed. 

He also acts as my alternate chauffeur when Servant isn’t available. Until recently, Driver drove me around the island or in the city of Cancun in my dark blue Mini-Cooper S convertible. 

Sold the Mini-Cooper S

Then one day Driver sold my hot little car. He said I wasn’t using it enough to justify having both a car and a golf cart.

We still have the carito de golf for my daily excursions, but since he didn’t have my permission to sell my sports car, I am considering docking his pay for the next several months. 

It is so difficult to get good help these days.

My novel is only available as an e-book, so I won’t be able to paw-print a copy for my many fans. When my second novel is published in 2017, I am going to renegotiate my contracts with Servant and Driver. They just aren’t treating me with the respect that I deserve.

Hasta Luego

The Sparkinator    

(Lynda, Lawrie, and Thomas the Cat)


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Friday, October 14, 2016

Random thoughts from a Mexican paradise

Rain, headed our way!
It’s a random thoughts kind of day; thoughts of weather, knees, a novel, and a dog.  

Connected right?  Only in my mind.

It’s the tail-end of hurricane season in the tropics, and we still obsessively check the weather forecast to ensure we don’t get caught unawares.  Zero percent chance of rain, the webpage stated, as we watched a huge black cloud slowly slide towards our house.  When the curtain of liquid hit, we scrambled to slam windows and patio doors.  Fortunately, our casa was designed as a beach house, with tile floors, outdoor Sunbrella fabric covering cushions on concrete sofas, and a wooden dining set designed for patio living. Even our artwork is photographs printed on waterproof canvas. Other than a few puddles to wipe up, rain inside the house is nature’s way of washing our floors.

Forecast: a zero percent chance of rain.
Several parts of the island had the same deluge, while it completely missed other neighbourhoods. One friend said she encountered flooded intersections where the water was halfway up the large tires on her Jeep. Others had small rivers running through their homes, leaky windows, and flooded pathways. Fifteen minutes later, the rain stopped. The sun reappeared, heating the freshly washed air. Just a little tropical tempest to keep us on our toes. 

A short time later, the rain returned while I was walking Sparky, our Mexican-lowrider rescue dog, near Playa Media Luna.  As I dashed along the beach headed for shelter, my foot landed off-kilter in the sand.  By the time I returned home, the knee was swollen and not functioning.  I must say, I am particularly fond of wearing a black knee brace paired with large, clunky-soled athletic shoes. It is such a stylish look in a culture that worships thin and lofty stiletto heels.
One caring friend, who has had several knee operations, suggested that I should not do stairs with a sore knee. Good suggestion, except our house, designed for outdoor living, has a stairway leading from the living/kitchen/pool area to the two bedrooms and upper patios.

Nineteen steps up and of course nineteen steps down. Need a cup of morning coffee? Feed the dog? Let the dog out for a pee-break? Make lunch?  Answer the door?  Glass of wine for sundown? Lawrie has been an absolute sweetie doing the fetch-and-carry thing, but I occasionally need a break from the computer.  

Tony Garcia photo
Which segues into the novel part of my random thoughts.  

I started writing a book, called Treasure Isla, a few months ago.  It’s a fun adventure set in present-day Isla involving pirates, buried treasure, and islanders hunting for the loot. 

Creating a community populated with fictional people leaves me preoccupied with ideas, descriptions, and phrases. Occasionally, when chatting with friends, my thoughts drift away as I wonder how my characters would react in a similar situation.  

What would he or she say?  Feel? Do? These other people have invaded my brain. 



 Photo by Tony Garcia
And, of course, there is a dog in the story.  

A pure-breed Mexican-lowrider rescue dog, by the name of Sparky.  He is the doppelgänger for our little mutt.  

After Tony Garcia did a photo shoot for the book's back cover, Sparky became an impossible divo. He is anxious to have his own book signing party. 

Hopefully, the book will be ready for release as an e-book in mid to late November. The printed version will take more time. 

Cheers, Lynda, Lawrie, The Sparkinator, and Thomas the Cat


I want to be more famous than Thomas the Cat 

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