Showing posts with label comedy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label comedy. Show all posts

Sunday, December 4, 2011

Bulls - one, Little people - zero! Isla Mujeres, Mexico.


Waiting for the parade to start

The much-advertised bullfight featuring little people and young bulls was apparently a fun-filled event. It was held at the temporary arena, recently installed on the Caribbean side of the island, just past Villa la Bella. I was too chicken to attend, in case the bulls got the worst of the event. However, judging by Life With Beck's video, it was hilarious. Some of the matadors were dressed in devil's costumes, others were dressed in ballerina tutus, and still others wore padded horse costumes covering up their vital parts. The young bulls were teased into butting the matador over. It looks as if the bulls were the victors in this fight.  
The Matador, Osvaldo Hernandez, is a member of Los Enanitos Toreros. They are a group of comedians from the Yucatan that travel to various cities and locations to demonstrate their skills. 
In the week leading up to the bull fight, numerous posters appeared on the island advertising the event to start at 3:30 p.m.  We had a great giggle over that bit of information as we watched the group of horsemen and horsewomen assembling behind the Naval base around 3:30 in the afternoon for the parade to the arena.  Eventually, the dignitaries arrived, and the group did a hoof-clattering circuit of the 'Centro' and then paraded past our house around sunset, approximately two hours later than advertised. 
But it's the norm.  Everyone is so accustomed to events starting late, it becomes a self-perpetuating situation. The participants don't arrive on time because, well, the event will not start on time. And the event will not start on time, because, ah yes, the participants are late.
Anyone seen Clint Eastwood pass by?
As the group of riders paraded past our house, we could almost imagine them riding the dusty, cactus-strewn plains in central Mexico. The traditional clothing and the accompanying bull-fight music featuring brass horns created an atmosphere reminiscent of an old high-plains cowboy movie. 

Hugo Sanchez, Presidente (Mayor) of Isla Mujeres, and Julian Rincalde, Presidente of the Benito Juarez district on the mainland, led the parade. Señor Rincalde was riding the handsome black stallion shown in my photos. The horse was decked out in a hand-tooled silver and black saddle that could have been an antique Charro saddle, but judging by the size of the stallion, it might have been custom-made just for him. 
He was a handsome brute!  (The horse, I mean!) 

Damn, I'm handsome!
When taking photos of the group, I carefully made sure I was well outside the range limit of any hind leg.  

I saw several hooves flash out in annoyance as the horses waited for the parade to begin. 

Having once been kicked in the shin by a horse when I got too close, I have the utmost respect for the pain that a well-placed hoof can cause. I still have a slight dint in my left shin bone, dating back to 1969.

Next time this group comes to the island, we'll be in the grandstands, not too early, though, as they won't start until sundown, no matter what the posters say.

President Rincalde background, and Presidente Sanchez in middle


Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Isla's Got Talent! Comedy, juggling, and singing on Isla Mujeres, Mexico!

Isla's Got Talent!
Ornela age 4 1/2 singing and dancing
Saturday, November 26th, we saw an amazing variety of people come out to the first annual "Isla's Got Talent" showcase to strut their stuff on stage at the La Luna Night Club.  
The event was a fundraiser for the middle school breakfast program on Isla. It was the brainchild of Kay Cole, and her enthusiastic group of helpers, Sue Lo, Bev Willard, and Lupita Meillon.
Chris Cooper juggling
Chris Cooper, the manager of La Luna, generously donated the use of the premises for the event.  

Chris was also one of the featured acts with this cocktail juggling and flaming drinks.  It was most impressive that he could juggle, then set a stack of beverage-filled glasses on fire, and not burn down the overhead palapa! 
Auctioneer Lawrie Lock, Princess Mindy Poot
Lawrie, was the Master of Ceremonies, introducing the various acts, and then switching into auctioneer mode at the end of the program to auction off a couple of items donated by the Naval Officers' Wives Association. 

Bev Willard, Sue Lo, Lawrie Lock auction off rum

Then Bev Willard and Sue Lo did a great job of getting 500.00 pesos from the crowd for the bottle of rum donated by La Luna. 
The audience had a great time cheering for the brave participants. Mary sang Sweet Surrender. Zoe sang Beautiful. And 4-1/2 year old Orlena sang The Climb and danced.   
Ernesto sang two beautiful songs in Spanish, Jose demonstrated Taekwondo, Gaby recited a story-poem in Spanish, and we were treated to a fun demonstration of dancing the salsa that inspired the audience to dance along to the music.
Islander, Jeff Current was a huge success as a first-time comedian. His jokes and comments about life on Isla were hilarious, but the funniest part was when a dog (Max) wandered on stage to help out with the jokes. Locally, Jeff is known as The Dog Lady's Husband. 
Jeff Currant and Max ,"You might be an Isleano if"

Allison Sawyer Current is famous in her own right as an author of several books, TV interviews, pottery, and non-stop fundraising and caring for hundreds of abandoned dogs, but this was Jeff's night to be the star. 
His take on Jeff Foxworthy's "you might be a redneck if" ... transformed into "you might be an Isleano if" ... had everyone howling with laughter.
A nice bit of cash was raised during the event to provide breakfast for the hungry kids. 
Great job, everyone! 
Hasta pronto, Lynda and Lawrie

Gaby reciting a story-poem

Ernesto singing

Kay Cole - the organizer

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